clumsyoctopus:

flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me

like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry” 

i thought you could combine flowers

like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the dog, you will need lighter fluid and  a large tomato”

e-m-e-t-t:

Haru cannot wait for the apocalypse. 

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vvankinq:

i-know-bowties-are-cool:

Calm down, Peeta

#i don’t remember this part of catching fire

thecutestofthecute:

gorgonetta:

[Four color photos of a tiger mum and her tigerpiglets]

friedcheesemogu:

battleagainsttheworld:

A tiger mother lost her cubs from premature labour. Shortly after she became depressed and her health declined, and she was diagnosed with depression. So they wrapped up piglets in tiger cloth, and gave them to the tiger. The tiger now loves these pigs and treats them like her babies.

AW OMG WHY WOULDN’T YOU REBLOG

TIGERPIGS

missisanfi

schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

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waitkc:

Hey friends! I’m selling these Upcycled Can-Tab Bracelets on Etsy if anyone wants to help a poor college student out! 

I mean, for real—Look at all those colors! Mmmhmm some fancy ass arm decoration going on here. I even make them to order so like if ya got tiiiiiny hands or if you want a bracelet for your pet guerrilla I fuckin gotchu homie. If you buy like 20 you can have fuckin’ rainbow arm chain-mail how rad is that??? 

(Please buy some I’m poor as hell.) (Or, like, reblog if you can’t. I’d super appreciate it.) 

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your-god-is-a-twat:

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

Thats fuckin evil sounding and i want to see it smash a skeleton irl

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

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» I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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vinigri:

lizzie-and-ciel:

hopelesslyhiddled:

scottishshortbread:

kmykmykmy:

Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.

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hufflepuff sounds like tumblr

You win this round, Hufflepuff.

puff pride

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rottingpizza:

a [yndr intensifies] sequel to previous post

i’m sorry about your tank merharu :(

firefighter makoto will…..make… it.. better….???

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unexplained-events:

The Old Fisherman (1902)

The painting above by Tivadar Kosztka Csontváry has a pretty amazing secret to it which can be seen by using a mirror.

If you place the mirror exactly in the middle of the painting, on the left, you can see a man — wise-looking and sad — resting with his back to the serene mountains and the calm sea. He is God.

If you look to the right, you will see a man — evil-looking and menacing — with his back to the erupting volcano and the stormy sea. He is Devil

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emae:

2 week old bunny’s first day outside and he discovers the slide

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Baby: H...H....
Parent: Hi? Are you trying to say hi? Honey, get the camera!
Baby: H...H...H...
Baby: Hi, this is Joseph Fink, creator of Welcome to Night Vale.
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