Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp (x)
FUCKING THANK YOU!
It’s practically the same fucking thing calm your titties people.
"They say you are…………………………. Wyvernborn."
oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man
but imagine if we had tiny little dragons
the size of puppies
and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute
the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad
if u ever need something to smile at here’s my dog in his raincoat
isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?
yeah there legit is that’s 100% true
Oh my god
last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.
STILL not fucking over this guy
arteries will always hold a special place in my heart
I don’t think enough people understand that this is a reference to the fact that semen glows under UV light
and that Dateline was a show used to trap pedophiles and other sex offenders and arrest them
If Supernatural outright said HALF the things they blatantly imply via reference, they’d be banned from CABLE.
ways to get me into bed
1. have curly hair
2. wear a crown
thats it after that im so yours
HO L YSH IT