flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me
like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry”
i thought you could combine flowers
like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the dog, you will need lighter fluid and a large tomato”
Haru cannot wait for the apocalypse.
Hey friends! I’m selling these Upcycled Can-Tab Bracelets on Etsy if anyone wants to help a poor college student out!
I mean, for real—Look at all those colors! Mmmhmm some fancy ass arm decoration going on here. I even make them to order so like if ya got tiiiiiny hands or if you want a bracelet for your pet guerrilla I fuckin gotchu homie. If you buy like 20 you can have fuckin’ rainbow arm chain-mail how rad is that???
(Please buy some I’m poor as hell.) (Or, like, reblog if you can’t. I’d super appreciate it.)
Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.
look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon
And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.
And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.
Thats fuckin evil sounding and i want to see it smash a skeleton irl
instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears
» I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- listen to some sick jams:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
The Old Fisherman (1902)
The painting above by Tivadar Kosztka Csontváry has a pretty amazing secret to it which can be seen by using a mirror.
If you place the mirror exactly in the middle of the painting, on the left, you can see a man — wise-looking and sad — resting with his back to the serene mountains and the calm sea. He is God.
If you look to the right, you will see a man — evil-looking and menacing — with his back to the erupting volcano and the stormy sea. He is Devil
2 week old bunny’s first day outside and he discovers the slide
Parent: Hi? Are you trying to say hi? Honey, get the camera!
Baby: Hi, this is Joseph Fink, creator of Welcome to Night Vale.